This e-mail from my company made my shorts feel a little tighter:
We are experiencing a “companywide” problem with “our insurer” in that all employees’ coverage is showing as “terminated” in their system. This problem will be corrected within 24-48 hours.
If anyone has an urgent medial need, please give me a call.
This does not inspire confidence! I hope I don’t have a heartattack in the next 24-48 hours. Jeez!