Headline: Toddler scores another victory against potty training but feels remorse
A BATHROOM FAR, FAR AWAY — A two-year-old scored another victory against her parents today, dropping a pungent payload 10 minutes after a strafing run over the hopper yielded nothing. However, moments after destroying her diaper, the toddler came running to her parents crying that she had missed the mark.
“Don’t worry, honey, you’ll get there eventually,” said a consoling mother.