Would someone answer this, please?

When you and your kid are sittin’ in a booth eatin’ dinner and the booth is five-feet wide, why are the two of you touching and why do you always end up with ketchup on your clothes?

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3 Comments

  1. john
    Posted 2/8/2005 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    Because you’re dad. They think the world of you and want to be as close to you as possible. They also think you’re stain resistant.

  2. Herb
    Posted 2/8/2005 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    I better start puttin’ some nanotechnology to work.

  3. Stephen
    Posted 2/23/2005 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know why, but I’m loving every minute of it! A couple of buddies of mine have kids who’ve entered their teens; They don’t even want to be in the same restaurant, let alone the same booth with their parents :(

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