Shuffling off to Greensboro

This made my wife smile tonight:

Dear Apple Customer,

Apple is pleased to report that a shipment for the following order
is on its way to you.

The following products shipped on 02/26/2005.

Product # Product Description Qty Ext Price
__________ ________________________________________ ____ ________________

M9725LL/A IPOD SHUFFLE 1G-USA 1 XXX.00
_________________________________________________________________________

It’s about time!