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Blackbeard

I didn’t think this was still out there, but here it is in all it’s glory.

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  1. Dr Tom Jenkins wrote:

    Ever hear the story or the Pirate Convention?
    It all happens on a beach in the Caribbean.
    Sea Dog Harry was waiting for the rest of the
    cut throats to show up. Along comes a pirate
    that looked vaguely familiar except for the
    stump for a leg,hook foe a hand, and the
    eye patch.
    The pirate shouts out “Sea Dog Harry you
    salty mutt it’s me Back stabbin Bill”.
    Harry tells him he didn’t recognize him with the
    stump,hook and patch.
    Bill says,” I hijacked a ship and while boardig her got my leg cut clean off, didn’t stop me none, and we siezed all the gold. Then the first
    mate in my crew tried to steal more than his share. We got into a fight,he shot off my right hand,didn’t stop me none,I made him walk the plank. Harry asks what about the eye patch?
    Bill says, one bright and sunny day I was on deck.
    This huge sea gull flies over, I look up and he lets loose. Harry says,sea gull plop put out your eye? Bill, no it was my first day wit da hook.

    Posted 10 Jan 2006 at 11:49 am
  2. herb wrote:

    :lol:

    Posted 10 Jan 2006 at 3:26 pm