I wrote a story a while back about how it took true love (of my husband) to get me to try asparagus after years of having mushy overcooked asparagus. He cooks it crisp and crunchy, roasted in olive oil and garlic. The kids pick up the spears and eat them like candy.
Well, though Herb learned most of what he knows about cooking from his dad — a stellar cook in his own right — Herbert Sr. was raised a Southerner, and like most Southerners, cooks vegetables like asparagus and broccoli until they cry out in pain and expire. We were there a couple of weeks ago and it was one of the items for dinner. Camille was asking for more mac & cheese, but I told her she had to eat more of the chicken and asparagus on her plate first.
"But it’s WET," she said, picking up a limp spear with a grimace. "And it’s nasty."
I held it in then — out of respect for Herbert, who I adore — but when I told Herb later, we laughed until we nearly cried.
On another subject, we were on the way home from school today when she said, "I’m sorry Rosie passed out."
"You mean, passed on, honey?" (Rosie is our recently deceased goldfish.)
"Yes," Camille said thoughtfully. "She’s in Fishland now."
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I grew up on “wet, nasty” (canned) asparagus, whose more objectionable qualities I ameliorated with a ton of bleu cheese dressing.
“Fishland.” I know some people who should be there. :-p
Yes. Goldie sleeps with the fish.
More Camille stories! Please! That child can teach us all.
Camille..teaching. Now that’s a scary thought…
I wish you could just hang a recorder on her all day and record all day!
I know, she is so funny!! Ah, Fishland…..Erik and I have a few fishes that have moved on to Fishland… may they swim in peace.