Gubment keeps track of Santa

I’m not sure if they’re checking his Visa and I hope he doesn’t need a green card for one day a year. Luckily, he has his own private air transport (have they checked the reindeer for Mad Cow?). Doesn’t Santa present a Homeland Security threat?

NORAD’s keeping an eye on him just in case. I guess we will, too.

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