Greensboreans, did you get your newest magazine?

As if there wasn’t enough to read in this town, the “premiere issue” of greensboro monthly came in the mail today with our outgoing mayor on the cover. We didn’t grab the mail until this morning so he was staring at me while I ate my oatmeal. Kind of ironic, really.

Media General, owner of the Winston-Salem Journal, is behind it. It’s on pretty nice paper stock. The photography is pretty good. It gives some of the Winston-Salem based advertisers a chance to get in front of readers in the Greensboro market.

Eh.

Does anyone care about the trees any more?

Look, Lorax, I said. There’s no cause for alarm.
I chopped just one tree. I am doing no harm.
I’m being quite useful. This thing is a Thneed.
A Thneed’s a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!

–From The Lorax by Dr. Seuss