And we think our kids are funny, part 2 …

These are a hoot:

MetroDad: The Lazy List of Fives
The Lazy List of Fives

5 THINGS MY DAUGHTER HAS LICKED RECENTLY

1. The subway pole on the 2 Train
2. The sidewalk
3. The bottom of her sneakers
4. A random car tire
5. The entire left side of my face while I was sleeping

5 RECENT NON SEQUITURS FROM MY DAUGHTERS MOUTH

1. “Can I have two ponytails for my monkey?”
2. “My feets have no stickers, Daddy”
3. “The mousies are friends with the camels?”
4. “I eat your sneakers now”
5. “I want donuts at Old McDonalds.”

5 THINGS I TAUGHT MY DAUGHTER TO SAY FOR SHEER ENTERTAINMENT

1. “Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof”
2. “Lets go, Mets”
3. “Hit me on the flip side, yo.”
4. “These are not the droids youre looking for.”
5. “Yankees suck”

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One thing Susan’s taught our kids recently: Call the Panthers’ replacements QB David Carr “Pretty Boy.”