Ramblin’ Prose

They do! But hey, you’ve got to cut them come slack because, well, they’re kids.

I began enjoying “great” prose in 2002 after I discovered DubyaSpeak.com.

For example, here’s the site editor’s top pick of Dubya’s all-time greatest gaffes:

There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me, you can’t get fooled again.

I could really see the kids coming up with something like that. (For examples, check out Camille-ism and Abby-tudes). I’ve been know to flub my words, too. But we won’t go there.

I haven’t found a site that really captures the essence of Sarah Palin speak, but we’ve all been regaled by her prose. I came across this one just today and, of course, I had to share. Enjoy!

My concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent, the relevance was Alaska’s investment in Darfur with some of our permanent fund dollars.